I've discovered the way to shut up my co-worker without physically slapping her.....piss her off! Yay! This totally worked today. I mean do I really need to be told that because this is the last pay period before Xmas that we should try to run off cycles for staff? Really? This isn't my first time at the rodeo. I've been here 10 Xmas' and processed some type of payroll for 8 of those years. And when I tell you that I don't need to be told that in your usual condescending tone - you get all pissy. Well good! Thank the Gods she is off tomorrow. Poor E is starting to crack. There is way too much going on to deal with her shit. We have 3 people - and only 2 of us seem to be actually working.
I'm sorry that you have been here 30 years and yet you haven't ever learned anything new since then. You are afraid of the computer. You're afraid of everything. LIVE! I thought I was bad - but I am no where in your league. And please, get some fucking therapy!